Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....