Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Be politically correct
|How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75