200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...