Revenge of the Blondes!
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Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Your kid has been kidnapped
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A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...