Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...