Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...