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Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
‘Please cheese me’!
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There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...