Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...