Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....