Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...