Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...