your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something