Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...