I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...