Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.