One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...