More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...