Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...