Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...