Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...