Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...