How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...