Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...