…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...