Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...