Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...