Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...