Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...