Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...