‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...