Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...