Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...