I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...