Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...