I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...