And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox