Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...