Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!