Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...