Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...