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Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
To Be a Dog
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Sheakespeare
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A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Don’t say this to a cop
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I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
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Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
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During a recent publicity outing…
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