Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...