Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...