Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”