Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost