The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Human DNA Code (C) God
God’s Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...