Homework
One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...