Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...