A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
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Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
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It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...