Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...